How to write Unmaintainable PHP

With the recent unemployment rates, everybody realizes that job security is important. The best way to keep a job is to be irreplaceable. If no one can maintain the code you write, you have a job for life. Writing unmaintainable code is a special skill that seems to come quite naturally to certain developers. For the rest of you, here are some tips and tricks to get you started.

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Tags: php satire

Submitted by: TJHooker Submitted on: Dec 21, 2009

Source:  http://phpadvent.org/2009/unmaintainable-php-by-stoyan-stefanov

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